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THE JOSEPH SMITH
NUCLEAR FILES
Decades of suppressed evidence — until now.
For nearly two hundred years, the Smithsonian has refused to release the photographs. The Church has declined to comment. Three graduate students who got too close have not been seen at a faculty meeting since 2019.
Until yesterday — when a pallet of long-forgotten ledgers was found beneath a Nauvoo temple cornerstone, and the world changed again.
01 / ARCHIVE METRICS
What the committee has authenticated.
EVIDENCEDECLASSIFIED
8authenticated files
Photographs, ledgers, depositions, geiger logs, and one unfinished thesis.
CHRONOLOGYINDEXED
11dated events
From the 1823 first anomaly through the 2026 cornerstone recovery.
PERSONNELPROFILES
6key figures
Witnesses, silencers, and the four people who tried to publish.
02 / RECENTLY DECLASSIFIED
Documents from the evidence locker.
FILE 001
The Palisade Photographs
Three daguerreotypes from a Nauvoo photographer's unmarked studio, dated July 1844, depicting a mushroom-shaped cloud rising above Carthage.
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FILE 002
The Joseph Smith Ledger, Page 47
The single most consequential page of nineteenth-century American accounting: a six-line entry that nobody has ever been able to explain away.
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FILE 003
The Carthage Jailhouse Deposition
The 38-page sworn testimony of the Carthage city marshal, taken six days after the events of June 27, 1844 — and quietly sealed until 1978.
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FILE 004
The RIT-AUVAN Account
A previously untranslated Catawba ledger entry, dated 1843, describing an object that fell into the Mississippi near Keokuk and the men who retrieved it.
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FILE 005
The Utah Desert Geiger Counter Readings
Field measurements from a 1971 U.S. Geological Survey expedition, suppressed for forty years, showing sustained anomalous radiation across three Salt Lake Valley sites.
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FILE 006
The Suppressed BYU Master's Thesis
A 1986 chemistry thesis, completed by a Brigham Young University graduate student and never publicly defended, on the unusual isotopic composition of seer-stone fragments.
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FILE 007
The Nauvoo Ledger Ink Analysis
A 2014 forensic chemistry memo claiming the iron-gall ink on Ledger page 47 matches a batch mixed after 1845 — two years after the page claims to have been written.
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FILE 008
The Salt Lake Temple Foundation Core Sample
A 1963 construction core sample from the temple foundation, later found to contain a thin layer of sintered silica glass consistent with a localized high-temperature event.
→ READ"The seer stones, when properly stacked, produced a critical mass that could not be denied. Brigham saw it. He simply chose not to write it down."
— Testimony attributed to Oliver Cowdery, manuscript page 47 (unpublished)03 / FIELD NOTES
Committee dispatches and open questions.
Disclaimer. This is a work of satire. Joseph Smith did not have nuclear weapons. See the FAQ for the full editorial position. The institutional critique is sincere; the mushroom cloud over Carthage is not.
The archive is open. Start with the evidence locker, walk the chronology, or read the personnel files. For editorial posture and the satire disclaimer, see the FAQ.