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THE JOSEPH SMITH
NUCLEAR FILES

Decades of suppressed evidence — until now.

For nearly two hundred years, the Smithsonian has refused to release the photographs. The Church has declined to comment. Three graduate students who got too close have not been seen at a faculty meeting since 2019.

Until yesterday — when a pallet of long-forgotten ledgers was found beneath a Nauvoo temple cornerstone, and the world changed again.

01 / ARCHIVE METRICS

What the committee has authenticated.

EVIDENCEDECLASSIFIED
8

authenticated files

Photographs, ledgers, depositions, geiger logs, and one unfinished thesis.

CHRONOLOGYINDEXED
11

dated events

From the 1823 first anomaly through the 2026 cornerstone recovery.

PERSONNELPROFILES
6

key figures

Witnesses, silencers, and the four people who tried to publish.

02 / RECENTLY DECLASSIFIED

Documents from the evidence locker.

FILE 001

The Palisade Photographs

Three daguerreotypes from a Nauvoo photographer's unmarked studio, dated July 1844, depicting a mushroom-shaped cloud rising above Carthage.

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FILE 002

The Joseph Smith Ledger, Page 47

The single most consequential page of nineteenth-century American accounting: a six-line entry that nobody has ever been able to explain away.

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FILE 003

The Carthage Jailhouse Deposition

The 38-page sworn testimony of the Carthage city marshal, taken six days after the events of June 27, 1844 — and quietly sealed until 1978.

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FILE 004

The RIT-AUVAN Account

A previously untranslated Catawba ledger entry, dated 1843, describing an object that fell into the Mississippi near Keokuk and the men who retrieved it.

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FILE 005

The Utah Desert Geiger Counter Readings

Field measurements from a 1971 U.S. Geological Survey expedition, suppressed for forty years, showing sustained anomalous radiation across three Salt Lake Valley sites.

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FILE 006

The Suppressed BYU Master's Thesis

A 1986 chemistry thesis, completed by a Brigham Young University graduate student and never publicly defended, on the unusual isotopic composition of seer-stone fragments.

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FILE 007

The Nauvoo Ledger Ink Analysis

A 2014 forensic chemistry memo claiming the iron-gall ink on Ledger page 47 matches a batch mixed after 1845 — two years after the page claims to have been written.

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FILE 008

The Salt Lake Temple Foundation Core Sample

A 1963 construction core sample from the temple foundation, later found to contain a thin layer of sintered silica glass consistent with a localized high-temperature event.

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View all 8 files in the evidence locker →

"The seer stones, when properly stacked, produced a critical mass that could not be denied. Brigham saw it. He simply chose not to write it down."
— Testimony attributed to Oliver Cowdery, manuscript page 47 (unpublished)
03 / FIELD NOTES

Committee dispatches and open questions.

All field notes →

Disclaimer. This is a work of satire. Joseph Smith did not have nuclear weapons. See the FAQ for the full editorial position. The institutional critique is sincere; the mushroom cloud over Carthage is not.